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Dream House.. sorta [Sep. 28th, 2007|05:30 pm]
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Your home is a

Spawn-camping Wizard's Mansion

Your kitchen is manned by a team of Keebler Drow Elves. There's a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven't had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom is decorated to look like the treetop village of the Galadhrim. Your study has every fantasy novel ever written, including multiple editions of the Silmarillion and advance copies of Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.

Your home also includes a roost for griffons. You've never actually seen a griffon, but you keep the roost ready anyway. Your guests enjoy your home theater with hi-def plasma screen TV, and the thrones you watch it from. Outside is the moat that protects your home from goblin invaders and extended family.

And, you have a pet -- a unicorn named "Shadowhooves".

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:


Find YOUR Dream Home!
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[User Picture]From: catlinye_maker
2007-09-28 09:39 pm (UTC)
I'll take the master bedroom and the study, thankyewverymuch!
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[User Picture]From: flaviarassen
2007-10-01 06:06 am (UTC)

Almost the same....

BR>
Your home is a

Philanthropic Wizard's Mansion

Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you "have people for that." There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has hardback editions of every classic ever written, plus a special edition of Rich Dad, Poor Dad with the parts you ghost-authored highlighted. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.

Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your home theater with hi-def plasma screen TV, and the thrones you watch it from. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:


Find YOUR Dream Home!


But the opener about the kitchen - stupidly wrong!!!
I also think they don;t know the difference between LARP & D&D....

Oh, and THANK YOU FOR THE CLAMPS! So very sweet of you!!
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[User Picture]From: catlinye_maker
2007-10-01 01:50 pm (UTC)

Re: Almost the same....

All the "dream house" messages are pretty similar, alas. Lots of cut and paste, clearly. Though J did get "Magnate's Palace" which I thought was pretty funny.

I was glad to be able to send the clamps to someone who could really use them! Enlightened self-interest; they were clutter to me..
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